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First off, If i hear another fucking AKON song on the radio again im going to drive my car into Kiss 108 or Jamn 94.5 at 90 miles an hour. They play his shit every other song, and both his songs SUCK MAJOR RECTUM!!!!
"Smack that" is a big hit with women, yet all the Hoochie bitches are all grooving it to it at the ghetto rap and R and B clubs not realizing the dude is singing about making them look like pieces of ass only. But hey.. fuck it.. keep dancing to it HOOCHIES!!! And when ur nasty too small thong wearing, too much lip gloss having, big overweight ass showing, RAGAETON loving punk asses get impregnated in the back of a 1994 Toyota Celica dont go crying to your mom saying "I DONT KNOW WHY?" Now your ass is part of "yeah...that my baby daddy" crew.
So whats with the BLOWOUT hairdue that GUIDO'S have? I mean... its fuckin LAME!!! And if u go to a GUIDO club (Roxy, Tabu, etc.) They all have the SAME FUCKING HAIRDUE!! Have some fucking originality man!! I know this one JACK ASS GUIDO who was balding, and got hair restoration ..JUST SO HE CAN DO THE BLOWOUT!!!! Dude... let me just kick your ass. GOD I FUCKING HATE GUIDOS!!!!
IF THERE IS EVER A NUCLEAR WAR.... THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT BUT COCKROACHES, SEWER RATS, AND GUIDOS!!!!!!! And the occasion HOOCHIE BITCH who woke up in the back seat of a GUIDO's hooked up IROC Z Camarro.
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Ok... it dont get much more ghetto than this.
I dont mind the idea of getting an Xmas gift from Target....but food as an Xmas gift?
I was minding my own business looking through the food section aisle at Target trying to find some vitamins for myself... some Centrum vitamins everyone says is good. And then in the next aisle over i hear "yeah... yeah she'd love this cereal... we'll go wrap it up now so she wont see it before Xmas". So i was like.. nah... who ever it is must be just joking around. But my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk and see who was over there.
Low and behold... It was a sasquatch of a woman who's ass was IMPOSSIBLE to pass next to if you needed to go past her in the aisle. And he carraige was full of cereal boxes. Now... i dont know about you...but i would DEFINATELY notice if my ass was that big. So what I was trying to figure out was why she was wearing sweat pants that said BABY PHAT on the ass part!! MORE LIKE CHEWBACCA FAT!!!!!! Just on her ass the word BABY took up one ass cheek!!!!!!!!
I lost my appetite to buy anything and left Target. I'm never going again :(
I need to find me a happy place... i feel sickCurrent Mood:  dirty |
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Ok ,
I havnt been on in a while. I guess ive been a busy little shit huh?
So my new roomate Dev moved in. He's a good guy...and easily meshes with the rest of us video gamer freaks.
Tonight is another big Halo night. Now dont get me wrong... we dont sit in front of the TV 24/7. BUT...when we do play, its fuckin ruthless!! My mother was called i dont know HOW many names last time we all played. Yeah we are nothing but a bunch of big kids.
So last night was a boring ass Sunday night. We sat around until 2am watching MTV channels laughing our asses off at the dumb ass fucking names that rappers have these days, and how they act/dress. WHAT THE FUCK MAN? And this is what kids look up to? The minute I see them making "THUGABOO" clothing for kids im going to move to fucking Canada!!!!
Well, the Pizza dude is here... so im going to go harden my arteries with fatness.
Ko-ni-chi-wah Bitches!!!!Current Mood:  horny |
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Oct. 14th, 2006 @ 08:20 pm
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Its official...
Im in love with Amy Lee from Evanescence.... good god she's yummy!!!!!Current Mood:  chipper |
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What the fuck man!
Here I am thinking that the damn Texas Chainsaw Massacre was inspired by a true story.... like the beginning says. WRONG... Not even close. There was no "leatherneck", no chainsaw killer, no skin mutated freak (well...other than a friend of mine), and nothing like that in Texas. It was all a story based off of a guy in fuckin WISCONSIN of all fuckin places. That guy in Wisconsin did kill 2 (yeah thats right... two, dos, duo, vie, II) people. Not a bunch of people...2. And he skinned a few of them and did make coats out of them and lampshades. But not with a chainsaw...he used his guy. What the fuck man... Leather face was like a movie Icon. But anyway, three movies came out of that Wisconsin guy. Psycho, Silence of the Sheep, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. All great movies....but man am i bummed. Movies are such bullshit these days... im sticking to porn.Current Mood:  bored |
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So this third shift thing is killing me. The fuckin human body aint meant to sleep from 7am to 1pm. And working through the night is not easy at all. So today I passed out at 730am...and when I woke up I wasnt too sure the time, day, month, year etc... I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!?? I gotta get off this shift.
Other than that, my neighbors were having sex today and forgot to shut the window..... AGAIN! I dont mind hearing sex going on... but UGLY SEX?? Fuck that.
Geesh ... i need to get laid lol
Sep. 27th, 2006 @ 08:40 pm
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New remix on my myspace.
Check out my new remix to Justin Timberlake's "MY LOVE"
http://www.myspace.com/malikaiwept
Sep. 21st, 2006 @ 07:59 am
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Aint nothing worse than some close friends who forget your birthday. Seriously..what the fuck is up with that deal? Makes me rethink my situations and etc. :(
Sep. 17th, 2006 @ 07:07 pm
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Dear Mr. Creature who resides under my fridge,
I saw you this morning when I went to get a thirst quenching Gatorade from my refrigerator. You were obviously not happy of the fact that I opened the fridge and disturbed your sleep. So all i have to say... is...UNTIL YOU START PAYING ME FUCKING RENT MONEY YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!! ITS MY FUCKING FRIDGE, AND EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BUG YOU ARE ILL STOMP YOUR ASS IF YOU GIVE ME AN ATTITUDE AGAIN!!!!!
Thanks for your time :)
Sincerely,
Your human roomate.
Sep. 13th, 2006 @ 12:09 pm
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| » Bye Bye Puppy.. :( |
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Had to give up my puppy yesterday... i didnt wanna be there when he left. I was pretty sad...but I guess one good thing came out of this...no more expensive stuff being chewed up. Oh and no more socks being stolen where i have to buy more and more. Oh yeah and no more poopie land mines on the floor of the living room to step on. Hmm no more humping my legs, feet, arms, hands or etc when im sitting on the couch. And no more barking at the walls for hours on end thinking there are squirrels running around in them. Oh and no more doggie farts that clear the entire apartment. Hmmm I guess its not all that bad. I can do without all of that shit..... although i wouldnt mind a nice cute girl to take over his humping habits on me :)
http://www.myspace.com/malikaiwept
Sep. 10th, 2006 @ 04:33 pm
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Its been a bad couple of days lately... i dont wanna get into why. Lets just say its been sad for me.
Anyway... im trying to figure out what my dog has done while ive been gone the last day. Usually he's all excited and jumping all around and trying to hump my arm or leg. But right now he's just sitting there with a smug little smirk on his face... like as if he just humped the shit out of something the whole time i was gone. I better look around in a few minutes to see what has been violated or raped while i have been away. Ill kill him if he did anything to my work boots!!!!
Ive noticed not many of my friends on here write anymore in LJ. I havnt had the time myself to be honest. Luckily WHOOP keeps me up to date with her life...and her pictures. If any of u read my LJ ..go to my friend list and say hi to her. She's a beautiful model/raver girl/cutie who I think is gonna make it big time soon.
Currently I am being solicited for sex on AIM by one of my friends who lives up at Umass Lowell lol. U know who u are... lol... and I thought I was a horny one... Jeesh!
I went to do some fun things with Ginny a couple days ago. She's never been to the Rainforrest Cafe, so we went and decided to drink up while there. That fuckin place is a Kids paradise (hence why Xavier loved it there), but the drinks there are OFF THE HOOK! I forget what Ginny and I had, but it was some tasty shit. We got to keep the glasses too. Two more of those things, and my ass would have been drunkified with a quickness. It was a funny sight when the place has the indoor thunderstorm. I dont know who looked like they were gonna shit their pants the worst... Xavier or her.
Should I have been born with a fucking vagina? I mean.. i love the malls, i love shopping...and shit.. i am even able to pick out good outfits for women to wear.
OH AND GET THIS! We go walking into a store called BEBE and there was this FLAMING, ON FIRE gay guy behind the counter. I mean.. i have gay friends... i love them to death..but this one was seriously EYE RAPING me! I was making sure to protect my poor lil virgin ass. NOTHING GOES IN THERE!!
Anyway my ass is hungry and i need massive food consumption. Ill be on later im sure.
Peace negros!
Sep. 7th, 2006 @ 01:00 pm
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So i have no idea what the fuck happened to me last night. There i was...eating some good stuff....and then an hour and a half later I felt like I was starring in the movie ALIEN. No not Sigourny Weaver's role in the movie... but the part of the dude who has the alien rip out of his stomach. :( WTF?? I hate food poisoning... and im still feeling like i just called Mike Tyson a pussy.
So finally when my tummy stops hurting me to where i can lay down... what happens? Two fucking cats who are always fighting each other start going it at it again outside. And WTF.. i didnt know cats are soo loud when they fight.
Finally at about 3am everything quiets down...and i can finally get sleep. WRONG!!!!!! My fucking puppy drops a BOMB of a fart next to my face as I was JUST about to fall into a deep sleep. FUCKIN CHIHUAHUA!!!!!! I should have known that little Mexican was gonna attack me when I was sleeping...
AAAHHHH!!!!
Aug. 22nd, 2006 @ 12:54 pm
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Wow.. i havnt updated this in a while. Ive been working my lil ass off and etc. THEN, my fuckin computer blows up due to the lightening storm a few weeks back.
Anyway.. nothing has changed. Same job which i love, still making music and djing, and still have the same dog who is stinking up my fuckin apartment.
Well ill put some more disasters that have happened to me in here more later...for now i gotta run. It looks like the neighbors dog just pissed on my newly cleaned car tires.. fucking MUTT!!!
Aug. 17th, 2006 @ 03:02 pm
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Im fuckin tired of everything and everyone sucking on Brazil's dick.
First off... the soccer team is good... and they have a chance to win the world cup this year...but so does my team GERMANY!! Yeah i know.. im spanish and i should go for the Brazilians... FUCK THAT!
I am tired of everyone saying they are part, half, quarter, or a milimeter Brazilian when its obvious they are WHITER THAN EMINEM!!!! I met a few girls who all have Brazilian shit all over their car and etc... and THEY ARE POLISH!!!!!!!!!!!! Yet they say their great grandfather is Brazilian.
So now whats gonna happen? Germany will win and Word Cup and everyone will start drinkin Becks Beer and gobbling down Brattworst?? Fuckin Posers!!!
Jun. 25th, 2006 @ 05:30 pm
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| » For the birds |
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Ok... how fuckin smart can birds be. Or how much good aim do they have? Every fuckin morning...my car has bird shit on it. From where i have no clue. There is no tree or powerline above it....yet somehow..birds target my car. AND..not only any part of the car....they target the one spot i need to deal with..MY FUCKING DOOR HANDLE!
How is that fuckin possible...they dont hit the windshield...not the roof...not the hood..not the trunk....THE FUCKIN DOOR HANDLE!!!!!! What the fuck? Are they like... sniper birds or something?
Im gonna fuckin buy a bb guy...fuck this.
Jun. 19th, 2006 @ 02:00 pm
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So I keep seeing the news on TV about these pretty women who are teachers and molest young boys and etc.... As they fuck up young minds and make them their lovers secretly. All i wanna know is... WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO ME IN SCHOOL???? DAMNIT!!!!
Jun. 7th, 2006 @ 04:04 pm
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Sexual frustration is a killer. I thought I had it bad..... but i guess not. It seems my puppy has had a habit of humping everything not tied down to the floor or wall in the apartment. He's been going to TOWN on everyone who visits too. The other night I found him completely RAPING my drunk and past out roomate's leg. He was seriously MASTER STROKING his way to finish that. Of course... i didnt wake up my roomate to let him see what was going on. LOL.
Jun. 1st, 2006 @ 08:26 pm
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| » New Remixes |
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New remixes up at my site.
http://www.myspace.com/malikaiwept
May. 24th, 2006 @ 08:38 pm
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| » Chulo |
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Its official... my puppy Chulo is officially a fucking moron.
Most dogs know to lift a leg when they pee... NOPE NOT MINE! My dog pees directly on his front leg. AND even when he does lift a leg... HE LIFTS THE WRONG FUCKING LEG!
Dont even let me get into his problem with shitting!!!
May. 11th, 2006 @ 02:06 am
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Its amazing how swear words sound SOOO much better in different languages than English.
For example:
English... shit!
German.... SHIZA!!!!
Anyway...im home, its midnight almost...and im bored out of my fucking skull. Plus the fact that im not feeling well does not help my cause. I spent most of my weekend under the influence of alcoholic beverages.... no more drinking for me for a while. I hate the idea of laying down, and then the room spinning on me for hours. You close ur eyes and the room feels like its dropping into a fucking black hole...and u gotta open your eyes in order to regain youself so u dont throw up.
HOW DO BLIND PEOPLE DO IT? When they get shitty drunk, how do they deal with getting the spins when they cant see anyting to regain blance.... blind drunks must be some puking animals. Then again i still cant figure out how they know when they are done wiping their asses
.... hmmmm
Apr. 23rd, 2006 @ 11:46 pm
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